champion running shirt
Do you think I could be the WWE Champ?
I can’t wrestle, rap or act but I thought why not?
All I have to do is suck up to Vince McMahon, have him book me to win every week, run around like an idiot, pull goofy faces and be on heaps of posters and stuff so teenage girls think I’m hot and popular even though I’m a dork and ugly. I’m sure this will work!!!
Then I can say stuff like, “I’m cool and tough” and people will believe it because I’ll put it on t-shirts and I’ll say it on TV all the time and if I say it for long enough and loud enough teenage girls will believe me. That’s the ticket!
And here’s my gimmick, when I win the belt instead of it spinning you can turn it upside down and inside out and it can double as a lunchbox!!! Kids will be lining up around the block to buy one of those!
So what do you think am I in with a shot? Are you looking at the next WWE champion?
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Hey its john cena. hahahah funny shit right here
Team Broski at The Nautical Inn Jetpowerski Finals
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Chicago Bears Uniform Inspired 20 x 30 Rug $15.49 Please Note: This item is made-upon-order, therefore requires additional processing time, which is reflected in the estimate above. Please Note: Due to the long lead time of this item, it cannot be shipped via Rush Delivery. Bounded edges along with special chromojet printing increases both color durability longevity on these beautiful indoor rugs. Measures 20 x 30 inches. Machine Washable. Featur… |
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Champion Men’s Double Dry Training Tee $21.99 The Champion® Double Dry® Core men’s short-sleeve tee is a durable workout top that’s ready for the gym. It’s crafted using the moisture-wicking Double Dry® performance fabric that draws sweat away from your skin to keep you cool and dry. The ergonomic seam construction ensures maximum ease of movement throughout your training…. |